Omni-crumb!
Last time we wrote to you all, the date was December 5th. My children were freshly vaccinated; my extended family was freshly boostered; it was celebration time! Yes! A brand new year….
And then, oh no, ahhhhh, omni-crumb! Yes, I jest, because otherwise I may want to have a tantrum worthy of my six-year-old. I hope this latest bucket of the Covid variant has just “omni-crumbed” you and not “omni-crushed” you.
From your grumbling but not crumbling PTA Vice-President and President,
Courtney Yarbrough and Mary Elizabeth Maynard
奥密-碎屑！
上次我们给大家写信的日期是 12 月 5 日。我的孩子们刚接种过疫苗；我的大家庭刚打完加强针；这是庆祝的时间！是的！崭新的一年……
然后，哦不，啊啊啊，奥密-碎屑！是的，我开玩笑，因为否则我可能如同我六岁的孩子一样想要发脾气。我希望这个最新的 Covid 变体于你而言只是“奥密-碎屑”，而不是“全面粉碎”你。
—— 来自您的抱怨中，但不崩溃的 PTA 副总裁兼总裁，
Courtney Yarbrough 和 Mary Elizabeth Maynard